Having sex with a man
for the first time is a lot like
playing a new video game.
you tremble with excitement.
This is going to be fun.
Two hours later,
you are pulling out your own hair in frustration and
shouting up to a deaf, blind god
What the fuck is this?
Why is this happening?
Before you throw his dick across the room
and retire to someplace more private in order to
rub off furiously
for about an hour
or is it just